Food can have the psychic jackhammer effect of slippery, hot sex, or the painful boredom of a dry jack. At Gastricolium we apply the basic principles of primal enjoyment to eating. Lessons from sex must be used in eating and lessons from the dining room table should be used in the bedroom.
It is no coincidence or cute literary device that eating and fucking are related. Both experiences can bring primal joy. We eat to survive so that we may fuck and make baby eating machines who will grow into full sized fucking machines and send off our DNA packets, on towards evolutionary oblivion. But we don’t have to approach sex and eating like monkeys, at least not all the time.
The joy from sex and food are fleeting. I can eat and fuck all day long, but tomorrow I will be hungry and horny.
In eating and sex it is best to take your time. A rushed meal will not bring nearly the enjoyment of a slow and varied meal. Start with an appetizer, the foreplay of eating. A little soup after that is a nice way to whet the palate. Eat the salad and have a break. Flirt and talk, the main course is coming. Return to the table and pour another glass of wine. The conversation has peaked and the odors of the main course fill the room. Dining commences. Some will dive headlong into the final meat, while others deliberately and slowly savor the dish to its end. Dinner is over and if everything was done well, satisfaction is assured.
May you all have fine ingredients, meticulous preparation and an adventurous spirit!
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2 comments:
yes. yes man.
What about dessert? How does it fit into Gastrosexuality? You only talk about up the main course.
Could it be the tender cuddle that a lover offers another after the point of climatic ectasy has been reached?
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