A New Year, A New Feast

We have been dying to do another Gastricolium for months now. Financial, Professional, Legal, Social and Educational constraints have prevented us from it.

Please forgive us, oh beautiful Gastreae. As a token of our commitment to Your Museness, we will offer you the largest Gastricolium ever.

Gastricolites, stay tuned for Gastricolium Maximus in the next few weeks.