Dear Invitees of Gastricolium III,
We are entering the weekend of our third Gastricolium. We are all slightly shaken by this week as Cesar had to get a year older and for some reason this meant everyone had to try to kill themselves with tequila. One young lady got so drunk that she popped a blood vessel in her eye while puking. I wont say who she is because it was also her birthday, and she is getting married in a year. Kevin was wise to stay home.
But we, the Gastronauts, are undeterred. Cesar is older and, therefore, better looking than ever. Kevin is more virile and potent. I have taken 5000% of the USRDA of vitamin C and will soon begin brining the fish. Prepare for tomorrow.
Come to #### Duval St at 7:00 PM. Bring wine and pray to Gastrea.
Love,
Dylan
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I'm not only getting older, but also more bitter. All towards my only goal in life: to be a bitter-old man.
Don Flan
yes, but i am more virile and potent, the more so to please and honor our muse: the lady Gastraea.
The Two-Headed Dog
Great foam.
kevin did not feel wise on sunday, his virility gone and his potentcy reduced to feebleness.
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