Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Established Rules for a Gastricolium

The three Gastrinauts may invite three guests each for total of twelve so the number dining is not too taxing on the pocketbook of the head Gastrinaut nor on the quality of the food prepared.  The guests shall be called Gastricolites.  Each Gastricolite is required to bring one bottle of wine, as specified by the head Gastrinaut of the night.  Those who do not comply will be reprimanded and expelled from the feast and all future feasts and banquets with no chance for redemption.  All Gastricolites will be informed that it is their duty to adhere to the Dress Code.  Those who do not will be humiliated and expelled.  The two assisting Gastrinauts are responsible for champagne before the feast and alcoholic libations for the events following the feast.  Before the feast commences, one of the Gastrinauts will read to the Gastricolites from the ancient tome of their forefathers, The Gastrinomicon.  The two assisting Gastrinauts will begin serving the food.  Dinner begins.....

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